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Friday, May 13, 2022

BA Brad Freeman's Vintage SNL Super Fans Impression

BA Brad Freeman's vintage SNL Super Fans Impression:



(thick Chicago accent) Hello. I am B.A Brad Freeman. I'm coming to you from my room. Unfortunately, Bill Swerski, and di utter super fans could not be here today because they're at an establishment simply known as Ditka's. Ditka! Da Coach! Now... I was asked to give my prognostication about da Bears! Da Bears! Now, I heated up a slice of my Dardino's deep dish, and I about choke when I hear we're getting Justin Fields... Is he Jimmy Mcmahon!!?? No one knows... Is he Russell Wilson!? No... Is he Deshaun Watson!?... When we got the sh*--. When I thought we were gonna get Deshaun Watson. I thought to myself... Oh! Dye da river orange!... Get da cigars!... Get Ditka! Cause da Bears are gonna be 10-time Super Bowl Champions!... Oh!.. And then we didn't get Deshaun Watson... But I'm happy with Justin Fields. I just don't know what I'm gonna get. It's not like he's da football equivalent of Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Who in a single game probably could score more than 100 points... He'd probably score 300.. Even though da record is 100... Cause he's a Bull. Da Bulls! And I'm sorry that I wasn't here last week. But I was in da hospital with my fourth heart attack. Da blood work came back. It's a little Ragu, a little Dardino's deep dish, some Au Ju, da Beef Au Ju, with da peppers. But I'm fine! But I'm fine! So... Dat is my prognostication about da Bears!

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