BAs Al Pacino Dog Day Afternoon Attica impression

Here’s my classic 1975 Al Pacino Dog Day Afternoon Attica impression:

You got the whole militia out here, huh?

They got me on armed robbery. Not attempted robbery. They gonna bury me man. Kidnapping. Armed robbery. I don’t wannabe be talkin’ to some city cop trying to con me man. I don’t want to talk to some flunky pig trying to con me man. Get somebody in charge.

What’s he doing over there!? Get back their man!...

Look at him! He wants to kill me so bad; he can taste it! Huh!?

Attica!... Attica!... Attica!... Attica!... Attica!... Attica!

Tell them to put their guns down! Put their fu*king guns down!

All these cameras gonna get us all killed! Put their fu*king guns down!

Attica!... Attica!... Attica!

BA's Al Pacino Scarface Impression

Hello. Brad Freeman again.
 
For my second impression I thought I'd do the 1983 classic Scarface remake since Al Pacino is my favorite dramatic actor. And it was based off the 1930s Italian gangster film by Ben Hecht and Howard Hawks.
 
So here it goes.
 
Me llamo Antonio Montana. What'd you call yourself man?
 
I learned to speak the English from my father. He was from the United States. Just like you. He take me a lot to the movies. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart. James Cagney. They teach me to talk. I like those guys.
 
I was in the army and in the construction business in Cuba.
 
All my familia are dead. They die. Sometime. Somewhere.
 
I never been into drugs.
 
I was in a mental institution one time...On the boat coming over.
 
Okay. You got me. I was in the can one time. It was some Canadian tourists.
 
Okay! Okay! I f*** up! Let me talk to you for a minute! You a Communist? How'd you like it? They tell you what to do. What to say. What to feel. Do you want to be like all the other sheep!? (insert mocking tone) Baa! Baa! You know I got Russian shoes my feet coming through. I eat octopus three times a day. I eat so much f***ing octopus I got it coming out of my f***ing ears man. You want me to stand there and do nothing. I'm no criminal. I'm no p*ta thief. I'm Tony Montana. A political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my f***ing human rights now! Just like the President Jimmy Carter says! Okay.

It doesn't matter. You can send me this...there. It doesn't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not already done.