BAs Robert De Niro Taxi Driver Impression

 

Here’s my classic 1976 Robert De Niro Taxi Driver impression:
 
(twirls gun in hand) Huh! (Whips out gun from sleeve) I’m faster than you!… Make the move… It’s your move… Don’t move! I got you!... Are you talking to me!? Are you talking to me!? Are you talking to me!? Who the hell else are you talking to!? I’m the only one standing here! Who else would you be talking to!?… You’re dead.

BAs Marlon Brando On The Waterfront Impression

It wasn’t him Charley. It was you. Remember that night in the garden? You came to my dressing room and said, “Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Wilson. Ain’t my night!? I could have taken Wilson apart. So, what happens? He gets a title shot out in the ballpark. And I get a one-way ticket to Plooka-ville. You’re my brother and you should have looked out for me a little bit, so I wouldn’t have to take all those dives for the short end money… You don’t understand! I could’ve had class! I could’ve been a contender! I could’ve been somebody! Instead of a bum. Which is what I am. Let’s face it!

2022 Projected NFL Standings, Playoff Results, and Super Bowl

 

Here’s my 2022 projected NFL standings, playoff results, and Super Bowl matchup, as well as the winner in my opinion.

NFL Standings

AFC East:

Buffalo Bills

New England Patriots

Miami Dolphins

New York Jets

AFC North:

Baltimore Ravens

Cincinnati Bengals

Pittsburgh Steelers

Cleveland Browns

AFC South:

Tennessee Titans

Indianapolis Colts

Jacksonville Jaguars

Houston Texans

AFC West:

Kansas City Chiefs

Los Angeles Chargers

Denver Broncos

Las Vegas Raiders

NFC East:

Dallas Cowboys

Washington Commanders

Philadelphia Eagles

New York Giants

NFC North:

Green Bay Packers

Minnesota Vikings

Detroit Lions

Chicago Bears

NFC South:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

New Orleans Saints

Carolina Panthers

Atlanta Falcons

NFC West:

Los Angeles Rams

San Francisco 49ers

Arizona Cardinals

Seattle Seahawks

NFL Playoffs

AFC Playoff Picture:

1. Kansas City Chiefs

2. Buffalo Bills

3. Baltimore Ravens

4. Tennessee Titans

5. Los Angeles Chargers

6. Cincinnati Bengals

7. Denver Broncos

NFC Playoff Picture:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2. Los Angeles Rams

3. Green Bay Packers

4. Dallas Cowboys

5. New Orleans Saints

6. San Francisco 49ers

7. Arizona Cardinals

 

AFC Wildcard Playoffs:

2. Buffalo Bills defeat 7. Denver Broncos

3. Baltimore Ravens defeat 6. Cincinnati Bengals

5. Los Angeles Chargers defeat 4. Tennessee Titans

 

AFC Divisional Playoffs:

3. Baltimore Ravens defeat 2. Buffalo Bills

1. Kansas City Chiefs defeat 5. Los Angeles Chargers

 

AFC Championship Playoff:

1. Kansas City Chiefs defeat 3. Baltimore Ravens

 

NFC Wildcard Playoffs:

2. Los Angeles Rams defeat 7. Arizona Cardinals

3. Green Bay Packers defeat 6. San Francisco 49ers

4. Dallas Cowboys defeat 5. New Orleans Saints

 

NFC Divisional Playoffs:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeat 4. Dallas Cowboys

2. Los Angeles Rams defeat 3. Green Bay Packers

 

NFC Championship Playoff:

2. Los Angeles Rams defeat 1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

 

Super Bowl

Kansas City Chiefs defeat Los Angeles Rams

*I envision a Super Bowl similar to the Chiefs/Rams Monday night game in 2018. 105 points, over a thousand yards, and it’ll come down to which defense can stop the other team’s offense.