BA's Al Pacino Scarface Impression

Hello. Brad Freeman again.
 
For my second impression I thought I'd do the 1983 classic Scarface remake since Al Pacino is my favorite dramatic actor. And it was based off the 1930s Italian gangster film by Ben Hecht and Howard Hawks.
 
So here it goes.
 
Me llamo Antonio Montana. What'd you call yourself man?
 
I learned to speak the English from my father. He was from the United States. Just like you. He take me a lot to the movies. I watch the guys like Humphrey Bogart. James Cagney. They teach me to talk. I like those guys.
 
I was in the army and in the construction business in Cuba.
 
All my familia are dead. They die. Sometime. Somewhere.
 
I never been into drugs.
 
I was in a mental institution one time...On the boat coming over.
 
Okay. You got me. I was in the can one time. It was some Canadian tourists.
 
Okay! Okay! I f*** up! Let me talk to you for a minute! You a Communist? How'd you like it? They tell you what to do. What to say. What to feel. Do you want to be like all the other sheep!? (insert mocking tone) Baa! Baa! You know I got Russian shoes my feet coming through. I eat octopus three times a day. I eat so much f***ing octopus I got it coming out of my f***ing ears man. You want me to stand there and do nothing. I'm no criminal. I'm no p*ta thief. I'm Tony Montana. A political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my f***ing human rights now! Just like the President Jimmy Carter says! Okay.

It doesn't matter. You can send me this...there. It doesn't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not already done.

BA Brad Freeman's Vintage SNL Super Fans Impression

BA Brad Freeman's vintage SNL Super Fans Impression:

(thick Chicago accent) Hello. I am B.A Brad Freeman. I'm coming to you from my room. Unfortunately, Bill Swerski, and di utter super fans could not be here today because they're at an establishment simply known as Ditka's. Ditka! Da Coach! Now... I was asked to give my prognostication about da Bears! Da Bears! Now, I heated up a slice of my Dardino's deep dish, and I about choke when I hear we're getting Justin Fields... Is he Jimmy Mcmahon!!?? No one knows... Is he Russell Wilson!? No... Is he Deshaun Watson!?... When we got the sh*--. When I thought we were gonna get Deshaun Watson. I thought to myself... Oh! Dye da river orange!... Get da cigars!... Get Ditka! Cause da Bears are gonna be 10-time Super Bowl Champions!... Oh!.. And then we didn't get Deshaun Watson... But I'm happy with Justin Fields. I just don't know what I'm gonna get. It's not like he's da football equivalent of Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Who in a single game probably could score more than 100 points... He'd probably score 300.. Even though da record is 100... Cause he's a Bull. Da Bulls! And I'm sorry that I wasn't here last week. But I was in da hospital with my fourth heart attack. Da blood work came back. It's a little Ragu, a little Dardino's deep dish, some Au Ju, da Beef Au Ju, with da peppers. But I'm fine! But I'm fine! So... Dat is my prognostication about da Bears!

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Special Teams Post-Draft

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Special Teams Post-Draft in my opinion:

K: Harrison Butker

P: Tommy Townsend

LS: James Winchester

H: Tommy Townsend

KR: MeCole Hardman

PR: MeCole Hardman

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Defensive Starters Post-Draft

Our defensive scheme is a 4 - 3 (4 Down Linemen, and 3 Linebackers) base 7 man front with a 1 gap Under Front alignment (Defensive Line shifts to the weakside, and the Strong Side Outside Linebacker moves up on the line of scrimmage. That makes the defense look like a 5-2 with 43 personnel. Sometimes, the Strong or Free Safety will drop down close to the line of scrimmage, and the defense becomes an eight-man front, or what’s known as the 46 (Brian Dawkins in Philadelphia, and probably Tyrann Matthieu, and then his replacement Justin Reid in KC). Now everybody in the NFL does a little bit of everything because it’s the pros and a copycat league. But our defensive coordinator comes from the Jim Johnson tree (‘99 – ‘08 with the Philadelphia Eagles) and prefers a 2 High Safety alignment with Press Man Coverage, mixed in with Man Blitzes, Double-A Gap Blitzes, and Zone Blitzes depending on the situation also.

2022 Projected KC Chiefs Defensive Starters in my opinion after the draft:

LDE: Melvin Ingram
LDT: Derrick Nnadi
RDT: Chris Jones
RDE: Frank Clark
LOLB (SLB): Willie Gay Jr.

MLB: Nick Bolton

ROLB (WLB): Jermaine Carter

LCB (CB1): Trent McDuffie
RCB (CB2): L’Jarius Sneed
CB3: Rashad Fenton 
FS: Juan Thornhill
SS: Justin Reid

 
In the Nickel (5 DBs) against a spread offense, take out Jermaine Carter, and replace with a Slot Corner. Rashad Fenton.

In Dime (6 DBs), take out Willie Gay and Jermaine Carter. Add another Safety, Deon Bush, along with Rashad Fenton.

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Offensive Starters Post-Draft

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Offensive Starters Post-Draft in my opinion:

NFL West Coast passing scheme, and zone running scheme, mixed in with college option, misdirection plays, and spread offense. Every team has 11 players on the field at one time. How many at each position varies due to the situation.

QB: Patrick Mahomes
RB1: Clyde Edwards-Helaire (goal line and short-yardage Running Back)
RB2: Ronald Jones (our pass receiving Running Back)
WR1: JuJu Smith-Schuster
WR2: MeCole Hardman
WR3: Marquez Valdes-Scantling
WR4: Skyy Moore
WR5: Cornell Powell
WR6: Gehrig Deiter
TE1: Travis Kelce (pass-catching Tight End)
TE2: Jody Fortson (blocking Tight End)
LT: Orlando Brown, Jr.
LG: Joe Thuney
OC: Creed Humphrey
RG: Trey Smith
RT: Andrew Wylie

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Special Teams Pre-Draft

2022 KC Chiefs Projected Special Teams Pre-Draft in my opinion:

K: Harrison Butker

P: Tommy Townsend

LS: James Winchester

H: Tommy Townsend

KR: MeCole Hardman

PR: MeCole Hardman

MeCole Hardman becomes both the Punt Returner and Kick Returner after the Tyreek Hill trade.

2022 Projected KC Chiefs Defensive Starters Pre-Draft

 

Our defensive scheme is a 4 - 3 (4 Down Linemen, and 3 Linebackers) base 7 man front with a 1 gap Under Front alignment (Defensive Line shifts to the weakside, and the Strong Side Outside Linebacker moves up on the line of scrimmage. That makes the defense look like a 5-2 with 43 personnel. Sometimes, the Strong or Free Safety will drop down close to the line of scrimmage, and the defense becomes an eight-man front, or what’s known as the 46 (Brian Dawkins in Philadelphia, and probably Tyrann Matthieu, and then his replacement Justin Reid in KC). Now everybody in the NFL does a little bit of everything because it’s the pros and a copycat league. But our defensive coordinator comes from the Jim Johnson tree (‘99 – ‘08 with the Philadelphia Eagles) and prefers a 2 High Safety alignment with Press Man Coverage, mixed in with Man Blitzes, Double-A Gap Blitzes, and Zone Blitzes depending on the situation also.

2022 Projected KC Chiefs Defensive Starters in my opinion before the draft:

LDE: Chris Jones
LDT: Derrick Nnadi
RDT: Taylor Stallworth

RDE: Frank Clark
LOLB (SLB): Willie Gay Jr.
MLB: Nick Bolton
ROLB (WLB): Jermaine Carter

LCB (CB1): L’Jarius Sneed
RCB (CB2): Rashad Fenton
CB3: DeAndre Baker 
FS: Juan Thornhill
SS: Justin Reid
 
In the Nickel (5 DBs) against a spread offense, take out Jermaine Carter, and replace with a Slot Corner. DeAndre Baker.

In Dime (6 DBs), take out Willie Gay and Jermaine Carter. Add another Safety, Deon Bush, along with DeAndre Baker.